Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.