Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.