Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.