Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.