Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.