Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.