Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.