Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.