Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.