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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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