Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.