Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.