Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.