Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.