Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().