Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.