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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.
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