Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.