Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.