Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.