Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.