Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face. 281 281 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (562 votes)
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.