Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.