Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.