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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.