Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

348 368

More Chuck Norris facts

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.