Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.