Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.