Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.