Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.