Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.