Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.