Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.