Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.