Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.