Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost. 351 369 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (720 votes)
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.