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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.