Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.