Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost. 352 368 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (720 votes)
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.