Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.