Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.