Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.