Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.