Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.