Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.