Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.