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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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