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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.