Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.