Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.