Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.