Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.