Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.