Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.