Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.