Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.