Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.