Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.