Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

60% approval (609 votes)

Related Chuck Norris Facts

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.