Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.