Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.