Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.