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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.