Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.