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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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