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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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