Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.