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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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