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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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