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#227
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
#730
The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
#129
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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