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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.