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#180
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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