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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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