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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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