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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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