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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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