Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.