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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.