Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.