Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.