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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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