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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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