Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.