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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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