Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.