Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.