Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.