Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.