Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.