Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.