Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.