Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.