Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.