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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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