Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".