Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.