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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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