Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold. 332 349 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (681 votes)
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.