Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold. 331 350 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (681 votes)
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.