Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold. 331 350 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (681 votes)
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.