Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.