Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.