Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.