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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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