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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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