Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.