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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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