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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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