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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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