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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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