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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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