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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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