Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"