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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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