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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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