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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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