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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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