Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.