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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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