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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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