Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.