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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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