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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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