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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
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