Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.