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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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