Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.