Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.