Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.