Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.