Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).