Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.