Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.