Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.