Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".