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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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