Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.