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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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