Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.