Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.