Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.