Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.