Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.