Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end. 336 309 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (645 votes)
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.