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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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