Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.