Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.