Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).