Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"