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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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