Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.