Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.