Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.