Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.