Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.