Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.