Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.