Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.