Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.