Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.