Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.