Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.