In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.