In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.