In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.