In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.