In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.