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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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