In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.