In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.