In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.