In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.