In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.