In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.