In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.