In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.