Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.