Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris. 343 338 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (681 votes)
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.