Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.