Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.