Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.