Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.