Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.