Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.