Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.