Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!