Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.