Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.