Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.