Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.