Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol. 240 250 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (490 votes)
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.