Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.