Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.