Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.