Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.