Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.