Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.