Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.