Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.