Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.