Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.