Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.