When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.