When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.