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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.