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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.