When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.