When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.