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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.