When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.