When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.