When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult. 294 310 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (604 votes)
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.