When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.