When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.