When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.