When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.