When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris