When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.