When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.