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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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