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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.