When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.