Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.