Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.