Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.