Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

350 263

More Chuck Norris facts

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".