Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.