Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.