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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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