Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

350 263

More Chuck Norris facts

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".