Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.