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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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