Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”