Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.