Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.