Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"