Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.