Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.