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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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