Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.