Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.