Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.