Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.