Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"