Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.