Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.