Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.