Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.