Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.