Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.