Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.