Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.