Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends. 309 313 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (622 votes)
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.