Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.