Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.