Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.