Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.