Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.