Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.