Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.