Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".