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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.