Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.