Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.