Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.