Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia. 323 242 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (565 votes)
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!