Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.