Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.