Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia. 323 242 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (565 votes)
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer