Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.