Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.