Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.