Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.