Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.