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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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