Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.