Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.