Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.