Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.