Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.