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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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