When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.