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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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