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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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