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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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