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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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