When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.