When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.