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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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