When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.