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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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