Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.