Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.