Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.