Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.