Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone. 218 314 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 41% approval (532 votes)
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.