Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.