Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.