Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.