Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.