Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.