Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris