Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.