Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.