Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.