Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.