Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.