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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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