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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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