Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.