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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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