Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.