Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.