Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.