Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.