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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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