Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow. 293 336 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (629 votes)
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.