Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.