Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?