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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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