Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.