Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.