Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.