Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.