Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.