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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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