Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.