Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

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#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.