Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.