Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.