Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.