Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.