Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.