Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.