Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.