Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.