Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.