Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.