Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.