Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.