Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.