Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.