Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.