Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.