Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.