Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.