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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.