Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.