Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.