Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.