Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.