Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.