Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.