Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.