Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".