Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.