Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.