Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.