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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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