Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.