Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.