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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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