Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.