Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.