Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.