Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.