Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.