Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.