Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.