Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.