Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.