Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.