Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.