Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.