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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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