Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.