Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.