Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.