Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.