Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.