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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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