Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.