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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.
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