Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.