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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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