Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.