Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.