Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.