Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.