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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.
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