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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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