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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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