A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. 309 348 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (657 votes)
Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.