A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.