A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.