A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.