A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.