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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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