A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.