A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.