Nothing but Chuck Norris facts!
Random Chuck Norris joke
Top 100 Chuck Norris jokes
Submit facts
Roundhouse your way through
679
unique Chuck Norris facts
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
308
348
More Chuck Norris facts
#616
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
#179
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
#464
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
#724
Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
#557
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
#711
What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
#194
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
#626
Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
#262
That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
#634
Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
#623
Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
#541
Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
Submit a Chuck Norris fact
Submit
Fact submitted