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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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