A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.