A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.