A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.