A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.