A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.