A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. 309 348 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (657 votes)
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.