A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.