Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.