Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.