Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.