Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.