Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.