Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.