Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.