Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

317 305

More Chuck Norris facts

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.