Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.