Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".