Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.