Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.