Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.