Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.