Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.