Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.