Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.