Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.