Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up. 288 301 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (589 votes)
Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.