Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.