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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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