Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up. 288 301 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (589 votes)
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.