Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.