Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.