Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.