Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.