Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.