Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.