Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.