Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.