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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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