Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.