Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.