Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#538

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