Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.