Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.