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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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