Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.