Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.