Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.