Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced. 277 318 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (595 votes)
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.