Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

275 315

More Chuck Norris facts

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.