Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.