Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.