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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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