Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.