Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?