Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.