Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.