Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.