Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".