Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.