Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.