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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face. Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face. Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face. Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face. Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die. Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face. See Top 100

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