Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.