Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.