Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.