Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.