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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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