Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.