Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.