Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.