Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.