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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face. Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die. Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once. Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face. It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face. See Top 100

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