Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.