Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.