Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.