Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.