Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.