Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.