Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.