Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.