Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.