Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.