Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.