Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.