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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.