Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.