Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.