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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
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