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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.