Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.