Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.