Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.