Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.