Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.