Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.