Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.