Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.