Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.