Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.