Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.