Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.