Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.