Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.