Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.