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Roundhouse your way through
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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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