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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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