Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around. 318 346 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (664 votes)
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.