Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.