Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.