Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around. 315 346 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (661 votes)
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.