Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.