Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around. 315 346 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (661 votes)
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.