Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.