Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"