Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.