Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.