Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.