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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.