Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.