Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.