Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.