Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.