Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around. 315 346 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (661 votes)
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.