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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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