Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around. 318 346 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (664 votes)
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.