Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.