The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.