The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.