The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.