The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

338 297

More Chuck Norris facts

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.