The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.