The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.