The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.