The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.