The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.