The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.