The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.