The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.