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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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