The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.