The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.