When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.