When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.