When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them. 359 342 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (701 votes)
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.