When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them. 359 342 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (701 votes)
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.