When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.