When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.