When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.