When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them. 359 342 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (701 votes)
Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.