When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".