When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.