When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.