When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.