When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them. 360 341 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (701 votes)
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.