When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.