When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.