When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!