When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.