When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.