When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.