Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.