Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.