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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.