Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.