Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.