Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.