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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever. Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep. Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread. Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life. Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris" See Top 100

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