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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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