Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.