Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.