Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.