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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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