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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
#74
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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