Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.