Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.