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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.
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