Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.