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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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