Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.