Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.