Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.