Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.