Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.