Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.