Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.