Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.