Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.