Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.