Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.