Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.