Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.