When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.