When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.