When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.