When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. 326 281 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (607 votes)
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.