When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.