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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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