When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.