When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.