When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.