When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.