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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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