When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.