When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.