When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.