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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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