Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

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#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.