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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.
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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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