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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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