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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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