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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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