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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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