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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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