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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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