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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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