Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

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#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.