Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

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#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.