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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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