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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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