Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.