Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.