Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.