Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.