Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.