Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!