Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.