Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.