Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).