Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.