Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.