Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.