Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.