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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.