Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.