Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.