Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).