Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.