Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.