Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.