Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.