Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.