Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.