Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.