Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.