Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.