Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.