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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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