Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.