Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.