Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"