Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.