Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.