As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

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#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.