We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.