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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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