We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.