We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.