We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.