We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.