We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!