We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.