We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.