We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.