We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.