We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.