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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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