We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.