We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.