We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.