We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.