We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.