We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.