We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.