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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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