We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.