Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.