Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.