Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.