Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.