Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.