Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.