Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.