Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.