Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.