Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.