Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.