Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.