Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.