Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.