Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”