Nothing But Chuck.

Facts
Random
Top 100
Memes
About

Login

Back to all facts

Fact #677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

49% approval from 577 votes

Share This Fact

X Facebook Reddit

Roundhouse Me Another

Keep Going

More Chuck

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken. When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies. Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow. When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul. Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot. Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons. See Top 100

Sponsored

Save Random

Report Fact

Why are you reporting this fact?

Inappropriate content Duplicate fact Offensive language

One Chuck Fact.
Every Morning.

Possibly the most important email you'll receive all day. No spam — Chuck Norris would never allow it.

© 2026 NothingButChuck.com — Chuck Norris doesn't read the footer. The footer reads itself to Chuck Norris.

Facts Random Top 100 Memes About Contact Sitemap RSS

Think you've got one?

Submit a Chuck Norris Fact

Write your best Chuck Norris fact. Make it sharp, original, and worth sharing.

0/500

Fact Submitted!

Your fact is pending review. Chuck will decide its fate.