Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast. 285 292 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (577 votes)
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.