Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.