Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.