Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.