Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.