Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.