Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.