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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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