Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.