Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.