Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.