Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.