Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.