Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.