Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.