Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.