Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.