Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.