Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.