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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.