Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.