Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.