Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.