Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.