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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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