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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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