Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.