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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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