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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.
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