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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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