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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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