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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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