Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing. 275 295 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (570 votes)
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.