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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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