Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.