Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.