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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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