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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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