Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing. 275 294 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (569 votes)
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.