Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.