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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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