Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing. 275 294 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (569 votes)
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.