Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.