Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.