Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.