Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.