Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.