Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.