Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.