Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle. 336 276 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (612 votes)
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.