Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.