Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.