Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.