Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.