Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.