Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle. 336 276 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (612 votes)
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.