Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.