Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.