What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.