What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.