What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.