What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.