What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.