What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath. 296 345 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (641 votes)
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.