What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath. 296 345 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (641 votes)
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.