What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.