What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.