What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.