What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath. 296 345 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (641 votes)
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.