What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.