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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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