What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.