What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.