What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.